I would like to say that I am one of the 50...

Take a read of this from the Daily Mash, a site that I should visit more often...

"DRIVERS who can position their car in the middle of a parking space at a supermarket are sliding closer to extinction, conservationists have warned...

"There are now less than 50 people in the UK who are able to do this," said Dr Logan. "That's not just a tragedy for our planet, it's doing my fucking head in every time I go to Homebase.""


Funny but also very near the truth.